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My Current Guide To Having A Modestly Successful Life v1.1

Remember my guide to having a modestly successful life? Well, due to recent events I think I will be updating it a little.

1. Write your goals down. Each goal has to have a deadline. Stick it up someplace where you will see it every day. Like that spot of ceiling directly above your head.
2. When faced with 2 life-altering decisions, always choose the one that seems more difficult.
3. Always dress the part. Invest in a good suits. Buy good shoes. Read f87king Esquire magazine if you haven’t a clue. Dress for what you want to become if you want to make it happen.
4. Learn to invest your own money. Never trust an insurance agent. Never trust a banker.
5. Never follow the wisdom of the crowds. When people are selling their property, you should be buying. When everybody starts to buy, you should be selling.
6. Real friends tell you things you don’t want to hear - the truth. Remember this before you slam the phone down in anger.
7. Read the newspapers. Everyday.
8. Learn to gamble a bit. Not only in the lottery. But also in your daily doings.
9. If your boss doesn’t like you, resign. Find a way to make him resign or get fired.
10. Integrity is great. But money is even better.
11. Study hard you fucking idiot.
12. Behave like a leader to those people you want to be in charge of one day. So that you will be.
13. Make your leaders behave like leaders when they expected to be. Everybody needs to be reminded. They will thank you for it.
14. If you have many enemies and are doing well, you’re probably on the right track.
15. If you have no enemies, and your life is stagnant - something must be wrong.
16. Stingy people should be avoided like the plague. Don’t be stingy.
17. If you’re a guy, do guy things (car worship, football watching, babe ogling). Don’t be gay.
18. Find a job that makes money. Money does buy happiness in the form of plasma televisions.
19. There’s no such thing as an unhappy doctor. Consider this a career option.
20. Laziness is like leprosy. Snap out of it.

kool… keep it up.. you forgot abt having an impressive watch helps too…

21. Don’t blatantly lie on behalf of ur “friends” esply when u know that they did horrible immoral things to other ppl. You ARE a reflection of the kind of friends u keep.

Your editions keeps better huh? i like!