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Reasons Why We Be Friends No Longer

Generic reasons why I don’t freng you anymore.

1. You didn’t invite me to your wedding.
2. You talk too much.
3. You’re a cheap bastard/biatch
4. When I call you, you never pikkup. Always
5. You owe me money. A lot of money.
6. You’re toxic.
7. I know why there are so many used tissues thrown all about the floor.
8. I found that furry suit you like to prance about in when you think there’s nobody in the house.

haha,what dou you want to say?

9. u always laugh at ppl who u think are dumb, but u r also one dickwad urself.

10. u pms without having to bleed. juz say la u r a bitch

i dont understand the point of this.
if friends piss you off that much, why the fuck do you hang out with them? and furthmore,if you have to tell them over a BLOG on the INTERNET the reasons why you don’t want to hang out with them, than you need a life.
or some fucking balls so you can tell them to their face.

im out.
peace brah!