Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

My Current Guide To Having A Modestly Successful Life

1. When faced with 2 life-altering decisions, always choose the one that seems more difficult.
2. Read the newspapers. Everyday.
3. Learn to gamble a bit. Not only in the lottery. But also in your daily doings.
4. If your boss doesn’t like you, resign.
5. Integrity is great. But money is even better.
6. Study hard you fucking idiot.
7. Behave like a leader to those people you want to be in charge of one day. So that you will be.
8. If you have many enemies and are doing well, you’re probably on the right track.
9. If you have no enemies, and your life is stagnant - something must be wrong.
10. Stingy people should be avoided like the plague. Don’t be stingy.
11. If you’re a guy, do guy things (car worship, football watching, babe ogling). Don’t be gay.
12. Find a job that makes money. Money does buy happiness in the form of plasma televisions.
13. There’s no such thing as an unhappy doctor. Consider this a career option.
14. Laziness is like leprosy. Snap out of it.

er, for 11 hor.. I don’t really do girl stuff. does that make me butch?

-claps-

Long Hail Rule No. 4 !

Hail Zeus!

#5 Integrity is great. But money is even better.

Yuck.

Different definition of “successful” I guess.

I have a few issues with 5, 11, 12 and 13 but otherwise………….

Agree with 12. People say money doesn’t make them happy. I just think those people aren’t trying hard enough.