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How To Fake It To Get A Wife

When I was not yet in a relationship, my mother gave me a list of things I have to look for when I agreed to go out with a man.

Attention guys. If you have manberries and want to use them to procreate to create little v2.0, v3.0 etc of yourselves… you had better read this list of things you need to (pretend) be in order to snare a wife.

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that is so SAD.

lets meet for lunch or din.
we do it different, we go for el cheapo stuff. wat u say?
Next week? Week after next? Provided you are free, and in town, of coz.
=)

buy some take away finger food, find a spot, plonk ur arse down, dig in, and chat away.

Of coz we can skip Tagalog.
Just plainly getting down to simple, chit chat, chill out (minus booze, hassle of queuing for seats at some atas spot)

What you say? You can reach us, through my publicity manager. (u know who)