Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

How to wake up feeling fresh

1. wash your hair with toothpaste (menthol variety)
2. brush your teeth with tobasco sauce
3. have sex first thing in the morning
4. kick your little toe against the leg of your bed, very hard.
5. Wake up 4 hours late
6. slip an icecube into your pants and hop around.

I tried no.3. It made me super frisky the whole day, or it made me super sleepy. cannot work.

I tried no.5. I nearly lost my job.

I tried no.6. I got weirdly turned on.

7. get fresh with ur boss, then it wont be a chore to go to work anymore.. hahhaha

unless ur boss is a hag..

Toothpaste?! Didn’t you know that there are such things called “menthol shampoos”??
I can recommend a brand to you: ORIGINAL SOURCE.
They’ve got Menthol Shampoo AND Conditioner. Available at any good supermarket near you.

No need to be so desperate to use TOOTHPASTE anymore…

Menthol shampoo is very mild.. it’s the menthol toothpaste that gives you de kick..