Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Avid Readers Write In

Dear Cowboy,

Came across this web-mercial and I think you’ll love it.

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

Regards,
Bernard

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Dear Bernard,

Real men, straight men and 100% men dost not shaveth in dost nether regions. EVAR.

regards,
C. Caleb

P.S: Thanks for the link, though.

I like my man, erm, manly? As much as I refuse to go all, erm, clean, I don’t wanna marry (and shag) a little boy (with no pubic hair)!

and it’s damn gross if I have more armpit hair than him. So there.

women on the other hand, must be shaved.

Wuss, you are just afraid of the pain, MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Haha… I trim, don’t shave. Don’t like too many hairs getting in the way while I’m doing my ‘duties’.

bernard>> or rather, too much hair getting in the way when jobs are performed. heh heh