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Know You Bird

I’ve not had much time to update my blog with the details of my recent trip to Suzhou. Today, I’m in the NLB@Woodlands and have wireless access, so here’s more funny shite from Merry China.

In my hotel, there was this stack of crap on top of my toilet.

Apparently the condoms were not very flattering to one’s penis – probably in girth and size since there was an “uncomplimentary” sticker.

I checked the rest of the crap there and realized that a company called “Know You Bird” had placed several products there.

Apparently their products can cure cancer prevent the spread of STD’s even if you’ve already had sex with an STD-ridden whore.

And best of all, their products are vertically segmented for both men and women who need to wash STD’s off their loins after an action-packed night of unprotected sex!

Viva la “Know You Bird”

woodlands library wifi?? does it belong to the library itself or the ‘island wide thingy’ ?

have to pay or not , if its the woodlands library one?

It’s the singtel mobile one….. I login with my singtel mobile number and IDEAS password.