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It’s Off To The Graveyards We Go

This year my family decided to go visit our deceased relatives on Hari Raya. This new concept was hailed as a brilliant approach to getting around crowded All Souls Day graveyard visits. Lo and behold, the graveyard was totally devoid of any human life except me and my immediate relatives who arrived in 4 separate cars.

We got really pissed off, because somebody had vandalized my aunt’s grave. The statue of the Virgin Mary had had her had been beheaded. Upon further inspection, it turned out that all the other graves had been similarly vandalized. Anything remotely resembling an angel or a virgin mary had been smashed.

We suspect one of the following committed this heinous crime

1. The caretakers of the graveyard, because the only people who stand to profit from repairs are them.
2. Extremist muslim hooligans who were also well known for being drug addicts that haunt grave yards.
3. The Devil

By the way, if you were evar curious about how much it costs to get a grave in Malaysia - ponder no more.

errr you not worried rabid muslims proclaiming jihad on you har?

just take out the muslim word and leave the rest as it is enough lah

drug addicts are becoming extinct in singapore but vandals are procreating lots and they arent all muslims you know.

errrr other than that, dont get an aneuryism from your job

yeah leave out that muslims thing.

it could be the protestants.