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It Is The Will Of Mighty Zeus That You Hire A Male Stripper
So this lady emails me out of the blue, claiming she found my nick on some forum asking for male strippers(?wtf?) and wants to hire my services for a ‘hen’ party. Yes, it’s just too good to be true. Rather than shatter her dreams, I reply to see what happens.
I want you to be aware that all my emails are signed off with a link to my blog. Since she’s still emailing me, I assume she hasn’t clicked on it yet. Wait till she finds out I’m actually a femes blogger. Ho ho ho.
On 16/09/06, Nancy < xxx@gmail.com > wrote:
Ok I read your reply to someones post on a forum asking for male strippers. Im not sure if you were serious but if you are could you drop me a note because im throwing a hens night and looking for one. Thanks
A hen party! I’ve always wanted to attend one. Normally males aren’t invited. But what’s the point if she’s got no dough? So I reply:
On 9/17/06, Cowboy Caleb < cowboy@gmail.com> wrote:
Strippers cost a lot. Are you sure?
After all, how many men do you know who would be willing to prace around in his birthday suit, grope women and get paid for it?!
On 17/09/06, Nancy < xxx@gmail.com> wrote:
Erm I’ve done my research so im aware of the general market price.
so yes im sure im looking for one if thats the question. It’s this coming weekend the 23rd
Not sure if your reply indicates you are available for the hen night or not?
Lawdy, the woman has done her homework. She even knows the general market price for male strippers. There may even be an index tracking it in different countries. Since she’s eager to know if I want the assignment, I reply a little more positively
On 9/19/06, Cowboy Caleb < cowboy@gmail.com> wrote:
Hi Nancy
Well that depends, how raunchy do you want things to get? If you describe what you want, that would be great. Please don’t be afraid to get explicit.
Well let’s all wait for Nancy’s reply now shall we?
to be continued…..
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