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It Is The Will Of Mighty Zeus That You Hire A Male Stripper

So this lady emails me out of the blue, claiming she found my nick on some forum asking for male strippers(?wtf?) and wants to hire my services for a ‘hen’ party. Yes, it’s just too good to be true. Rather than shatter her dreams, I reply to see what happens.

I want you to be aware that all my emails are signed off with a link to my blog. Since she’s still emailing me, I assume she hasn’t clicked on it yet. Wait till she finds out I’m actually a femes blogger. Ho ho ho.

On 16/09/06, Nancy < xxx@gmail.com > wrote:

Ok I read your reply to someones post on a forum asking for male strippers. Im not sure if you were serious but if you are could you drop me a note because im throwing a hens night and looking for one. Thanks

A hen party! I’ve always wanted to attend one. Normally males aren’t invited. But what’s the point if she’s got no dough? So I reply:

On 9/17/06, Cowboy Caleb < cowboy@gmail.com> wrote:

Strippers cost a lot. Are you sure?

After all, how many men do you know who would be willing to prace around in his birthday suit, grope women and get paid for it?!

On 17/09/06, Nancy < xxx@gmail.com> wrote:

Erm I’ve done my research so im aware of the general market price.
so yes im sure im looking for one if thats the question. It’s this coming weekend the 23rd
Not sure if your reply indicates you are available for the hen night or not?

Lawdy, the woman has done her homework. She even knows the general market price for male strippers. There may even be an index tracking it in different countries. Since she’s eager to know if I want the assignment, I reply a little more positively

On 9/19/06, Cowboy Caleb < cowboy@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi Nancy

Well that depends, how raunchy do you want things to get? If you describe what you want, that would be great. Please don’t be afraid to get explicit.

Well let’s all wait for Nancy’s reply now shall we?

to be continued…..


5 Comments

Posted by
JF
19 September 2006 @ 5pm

Cb.. so hwo about atthe last moment.. ask her

So i nt strippign laios.. You want to buy Tshirt boh…


Posted by
dead fox
19 September 2006 @ 9pm

maybe that might be a call of fate and a new carreer option! Come to my hen party ? (wear nothing but a rose that u hold with your teeth plz)


Posted by
callandor
19 September 2006 @ 10pm

piang dun string her on lah. wait she run out of time and really need one…den you have to send..TK? Mandrake?

or worse still..KM


Posted by
Uncle Su
19 September 2006 @ 11pm

Zeus I know where she got the idea from. You advertised your service yourself!

http://miyagi.sg/?p=457

3rd comment post.

I’m so proud of meself.


Posted by
naeboo~
23 September 2006 @ 5pm

yuk.

i juz puked a little in my mouth. u dnt make a good stripper! cant even fucking dance woeiii

double yuks


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