The Fight For My Radio Attention Is Now Concluded

Dear Flying Dutchman,
I am very sorry. For years and years (well back in the days when you used to partner with the other dude, whom by the way I had a short quarrel with one day in a crowded restaurant over a empty seat) I have been listening to your morning show on Class 95FM.
However, recently I have switched to JJ and Rudy’s morning show on Hitz FM on 97.6 instead. You see, they are tons more funnier. Also, there are no real laws in Malaysia so the pranks they play range from hilarious to illegal. Why just the other day, JJ pretended to be white and called up this skanky slutty spg and managed to get a date with her on national radio.
What I’m actually saying is… it’s not you… it’s me. Well actually it’s you lah. You got boring. Consumers are about as loyal as a man in a brothel. So long and have a nice life.
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