Thanks For The Free Tix
Dear Deborah,
Thank you for the free movie tix. I’m sorry I was a dick to you. You see, I
thought you were a spambot. The very same spambot that wants me to pay 30
bucks to expand the size and girth of my malehood now wants to give me free
tix to Miami Vice The Movie. You understand that that defies reality don’t
you?
In return for the free tix, I promise not to reveal to anybody how much I
actually enjoyed the original Miami Vice (which starred Don Johnson). Hey,
what did I know? I didn’t even have pubes back then.
Once again, thanks so much!
Cowboy Caleb recommends 



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