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Who Hath The Hardest Nipples?


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The problem with friends, is that you never really know where you stand with them. Are you high up on their hiearchy, or way down on the list? Confound it, one needs to be a mindreader these days because people are getting more and more complex as a result of the Intarwebs and sitcoms like The Sopranos.

When we face an issue with a certain person, as a result of their actions - we sometimes choose to ignore what they have done simply because we fear our greatest worry may be indeed correct and therefore devastate us. So that’s why we all go along in life, hating one another for slights and hurts that our friends have inflicted upon us, all the while sipping our cappucino doubles and laughing away with one another sitting down in a cafe, pretending all is well.

This is the reason why Lucy will not ask Tom if he did indeed have a one night stand with her best friend. If he told her the truth, her world may crash and she would not be able to go on living.

This is also the reason why Ah Teck and Jerry are no longer really best friends because one night Jerry refused to drive Ah Teck to the hospital to visit a really sick relative by lying that he was not at home (he was at home and even answered the phone when another friend called him there later).

So there you have it. People pretending to be friends. People pretending to get along. People hoping that time will heal their broken little petty hearts.

You f97king morons. Use the marvels of the Intarwebs.

Send him/her an email, and ask:

“Why did you do it?”


6 Comments

Posted by
mj
10 September 2006 @ 10am

or stop having friends altogether. i hardly have any.


Posted by
barffie
10 September 2006 @ 6pm

*gasp*


Posted by
Ruok
10 September 2006 @ 8pm

ok why did you do it?


Posted by
t
10 September 2006 @ 10pm

tension eh?


Posted by
Uncle Su
10 September 2006 @ 11pm

Hmm… I just put in my best as a friend and try to ignore/avoid pretence… who cares what the whole world think when you think that you’re doing fine?

Treat everyone the same lo…


Posted by
sunshin3
11 September 2006 @ 9am

you’re damn blardy right.


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