Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

If Men Wrote Advice Columns

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.

I wish somebody would let me have my own advice column. I would call it “Consult Cowboy Caleb” and it would feature all sorts of cool shite like advanced sexual techniques, almost nude photos accompanying my column and guest star people who are one step away from signing up for Singapore Idol.

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I would actually enjoy reading such a column in the local rag.

maybe you can. Make it a once weekly event la!

Please pleaaaaase I would like to read more CB trash!!!

And I wish for a million dollars too. LOL.