Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Best Menu Evar

I’ve just got back from China. Before I start to revel you with lurid stories of my travels, here’s the menu from the Golden Unicorn, the only restaurant in sight after you check in at Shenzhen International Airport.

I was there waiting for my flight and decided to get some coffee. A quick peek at the menu resulted in hilarity. In case you’re wondering - no, I did not order anything from the menu.

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i’ve received lots of emails on this. urgh… i thought it occured many years ago. hahaha… didn’t know this is still they way they translate.

LMCO.
Why the second one isnt “fire thigh day pulls the surface”

lol…what’s pulling the surface?

La Mein = Hand-Pulled Noodles

La = Pull or stretch
Mein = Noodles or surface

actually i think they use a “google translater” or some sort of electronic translater

ok then one order of exploding vegetables please!! yum

Funny thing is they know stuff like shredded and… Peru system? WTF!