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Wimmen We’d Like To Whatever

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1. Wimmen who don’t play mahjong
2. Wimmen who can cook more then 1 dish
3. Wimmen who took the time to readup on fellatio
4. Wimmen who know all about football but just pretend they don’t
5. Wimmen who have read something else than the Da Vince Code
6. Wimmen with nice hair (visits hair stylist on a regular basis)
7. Wimmen with some body fat.
8. Wimmen with nice asses
9. Wimmen with pearl-shaped breasts and pink nipples
10. Wimmen who were not previously men.

what is the fuss on…. pink nipples?

I fit 7 of that. But I don’t have “some body fat”, I have “a lot of body fat”.

And what the heck are pearl-shaped breasts??

isnt pink nipples abit uhm …for lack of a better word…racist?
it figures you wud say it. you strike me as the sort.

rn> more erm virginal :D

Wahkaus… I only fulfil one????
So stringent ah??

Yeah, what’s up with pink nipples? Is that really a major selling point?

3-Wimmen who took the time to readup on fellatio

>>it’s official. u r a spaz. who the fuck read up on fellatio?!? just do it. stupids.

9. Wimmen with pearl-shaped breasts and pink nipples

>> pearls are usually abt the size of a very big booger. is that what u really want? pink nipples are just available on very fair ppl. not necessarily virgins. i seen virgins all the time. they aint got no pink ones too.

10. Wimmen who were not previously men.

>> thhis is more than racist! homo!!

I have pink nipples! But I am not a Wimmen so you can’t hear me roar.

OK Cowboy 2 yrs ago you said I must read the Da Vinci code and I did. And now you don’t want wimmen like that? Ha! Double standards!!!!

pearl-shaped breasts?!!?dude…

what’s wrong with playing mahjong? there’s more to mahjong..its a thinking game..

and girls DO read more than just da vinci ..