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Drinks That Disappoint

1. Sex on the beach
2. Bacardi
3. Mouthful of sperm after your man has had fruit for dinner
4. Your seventh whiskey on a really bad day
5. A&W Rootbeer
6. Hot women with fungal infections

hmm I’ve been told fruit is good. But i guess it depends on what fruit.

Eee… how would you know No.3? :D

Really fruit is bad??

How does it make it taste?

Never drink beer or eat durian… unless you want a squirm and a choke and a spit on the other end.

Good fruits would be citrusy ones. :)

BTW I like the sex on the beach drinks. So innocent tasting :P

fruit sperm … if it existed I would prefer it to the regular stuff, but I can not detect much correlation between foods and sperm.