Mine Is The Might Of Fun
Here are some activities that I can and cannot do on my pda phone.
Kan
- Call a hooker or some other human
- Watch pron videos
- Look at pron pics
- Play silly puzzle games
Kennot
- Call people who have already died and gone over
- Play really fun games like those on the Gameboy DS
- Cure cancer
- Be used as a frisbee
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