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All Your Everything Is Belong To Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Some of you may be too young to remember Chuck Norris. I once had a action figure of him when I was a kid. It was ultra-cool because it could punch and do round-house kicks when you pushed a switch on his back.

Here is the top 100 facts for Chuck Norris. Have a nice weekend.

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