Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

And I Still Have No Wireless Broadband You Bastards!!

In search of the ever elusive wireless broadband so I can finally download pron check my mail at home in Malaysia, I stumbled across this on the website of one of those companies who profess to offer wireless broadband to consumers.

Hi, my name is LOO HUI. I am 21 years old. My hobby is swimming and shopping. My ambitious is to become a successful businesswoman in this 21st era.
·Please vote for me by typing LL07 and send to 21133.

And let’s not forget about:

Hello. My name is JILL. I am 20 years old. I love watching movie, reading, surf net during my free time. I am an emotional yet sporty girl.
·Please vote for me by typing LL08 and send to 21133.

I have nothing against holding some sort of scam beauty pageant called Leng Lui (Cantonese for sexxy skanky sizzly) but fer crying out loud I don’t giving a flying f87k about how Jill is emotional and yet excels in taekwondo and paintball or if Loo Hui wants to become a successful swimwear shop owner.

I just want my wireless broadband service.

Please.

Pretty, pretty, please. With a cherry on top.

You f87king retard bastards…

did the site include a “back to the top” link because of convention? it doesn’t work.

if you don’t give a “flying f87k”.. then why the hell did you bother reading at least 3 of the bios, and then cutting and pasting them here, and then linking to one of the photos?!!!!!!!

i think it is because if majority of the community there have a certain mindset, then the sorta advisiting have to cater to it. when lonely bachelor men out there read those few lines, they feel its an interpersonal interaction with those women.

it’s only ppl like u and me, who have better things to do – dont give a fuck

-powerpuff

oei. coming back soon?