Strike Three - You’re Out, Mofo

Having been in Malaysia for nearly 3 weeks now, I’ve used up all my cash (converted all of it into ringgit), exhausted my credit cards and am now penniless.
So I borrowed my wife’s ATM card and made my way to a Maybank outlet at 7.30am in the morning, only to be greeted by this message - “ATM out of service”.
Grumbling, I went to another ATM at another branch - only to be told by the person in front of me that the ATM had run out of cash. Since when do ATMs run out of cash? Especially when they are inside a bank?
So later in the night, I went and tried my luck again. This time I discovered that ATMs had business hours too and didn’t dispense cash at night.
Who is to blame for this kind of idiot ATM self-service? I have no idea. It’s terribly disappointing. I could wish a swarm of flies to infest the armpits of the Maybank CIO, but I’m sure there would be no point. Plenty of other people must have had this idea cross their mind, and already made the wish only to realize that wishes don’t come true.
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