Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Damn If You, Damned If You Don’t

2 weeks ago, I visited a florist and ordered a dozen roses of a rare pinkish white tinge of the female persuasion variety resplendid with toy in a cage. I paid the ransom and gave them my wife’s office address so they could deliver the bouquet on Valentine’s Day. This was a stark contrast from last year’s Valentine’s Day where I basically procrastinated until the last minute (a very very bad idea).

My wife just called to say that she would be out of the office all day and that she’s coming to visit me after work.

Shit!

Now I have no idea where to get the flowers delivered to. Arrhghghgh

send it to her boss. it’ll help her next performance review ;)

wtf is “resplendid”???!

> send it to her boss. it’ll help her next
> performance review ;)

Female boss might think you have the hots for her. No good. Male boss might think you have the hots for him. Nononono good.

Aiya! Why sabo tinker’s fun?

May I suggest that you have it delivered to -your- office?

If you get the timing right, well and good, and you score extra points for being so “thoughtful”.

If you get the timing wrong, you get to hand it to you face to face and score extra points for being extra romantic.

Sounds like a win-win to me.

Now you see why V-Day is evil??!!

just tell ur wife to stay at office, otherwise just give the pink roses to me ;)

eheheheh

hand them personally in the evening !

> Aiya! Why sabo tinker’s fun?

Interestingly, Tinker just posted his own animation on getting the wrong kind of valentine attention… maybe it’s some sort of reverse psychology at work here :D :D

… Go figure. ;p

Think you’re spoiling the market for the men dude. I lap up all your romantic revelations hungrily.

Hey, Romeo, your post title missing a “Do”.

Unless it is a cheem poem with a deliberate omission. Then sorry if that is the case.

I think you and Miyagi just paid for some florist’s kid’s overseas education, haha!

Happy Valentine’s Day, you two lovebirds*!

*(your wife and you, not Miyagi and you hor).