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Valentines Day Is Cumming

Oh that most terrible of black days is upon us, my brudders. It will rip open our wallets, drag our hearts to the skies and dash our hopes upon the sharp rocks of the Cliff Of Lurve. Let us gather our strength by amassing in numbers to do battle with this most indomitable foe.

Our enemy is Valentine, and its legions are comprised of Soo Kee, Poh Kim, Goldheart, Meyson, SK, Citigems, Taka and the dreaded Tiffany’s.

I propose that all of us hide in some pub on the 14th of Feb and have huddle together (but not in a gay way) with a cold flagon of beer.

Poh Kim? You mean Poh Heng?

Still got Lee Hwa, Cartier etc etc.

You know that the 20 something of march is international blowjob day rite? When the gurls have to pay back in full for all thethings we did on vday by teh means of blowjob. :D Too bad I forgot which exact date it is

I just saw it on the ccb its actually called steak n bjday on the 14th of march

kewl. too bad it’s not marketed commercially ;p

I’ve once told my friend that I hate Valentines’ Day.

Teehee~!

But I don’t mind receiving Soo Kee, Poh Kim lah.

poh kim is VCD shop rite?

aiya. everyday can be vday what. :P no need that one day to buy REALLY EXPENSIVE (overpriced) things. can buy any of the other 364 days a year what!

I share your pain my brudder… but you’re married so why should you care about V-Day? I’m good for that pint of brewskie in a flamin’ heterosexual sort of way of course… drink up… *burp*

You guys are too bloody funny - just discovered your journal Caleb - loving it - and I too agree vday is hideous - this year we / I have decided we’ll stay in with a Nando’s takeaway and a selction of pirate DVDs!!

andrea… that sounds so … so… malaysian

naiveguy>> thats so sad to have to succumb to such tactics to get a bj. tsk tsk

everyday shld be a bj day. serve up the protein shake yo :))

he he jesuaFreak - no way, can’t be - I am English? Is that what you guys do? :oB

Hahahaha I have all the discount cards for the Jewellery shops.. Who wanna borrow them.. I get 10% off Soo Kee and Lee Hwa….

Well, we already missed Beloved Wives Day.

cannot lah.. a day to show love leh. cannot hurdle together in some quiet pub. else u will have mayhem outside!

u so niao HAHAHAHA.

only once a year is BJ day? I can live with that. but the fact that I never get anything on VD, I don’t do the bj either!

why everyone complaining abt giving bjs??!

no bj=no diamonds! hahahahhahhahaa

if u guys are huddled in a pub drinking? what shld we gals be doing? maybe… huddled in a hotel watching some male strip dancing?

LOL..
;)

Are you sure you are a newlywed?

Can i join you guys on 14 Feb? =P

sunshine>> u got airhole liaos… dun come to disturb us k…

Andrea>> nando & pirated DVs are very petaling st… ask naeboo or kennysia lah

wallet

Hey..I say BJs should be handed out sparingly as rewards…guys get addicted to that stuff if you do it too often. Then the next thing you know is you are doing your homework and something hits you in the forehead and someone says, “tian yi kou”. Kinda like what happened to me today.

Let’s do it. No women can? Just a bunch of chest thumping men with booze and food. Or something like that.

unfortunately no escape for me. my wife birthday is on 14 Feb. so it’s double whammy for me…

there is no escape!

lol. vday doesnt mean jewellery day mah… just being together is a celebration already…

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