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Almost Daily Interviews Part 6 (The Cowboy Barflies)
The Cowboy Bar is an online forum started by Cowboy Caleb early last year. In the short span of a few months, it grew to become one of the most active community of adult bloggers in Singapore. It even has its own Wikipedia entry right here!
Members of the Cowboy Bar are affectionately known as the Cowboy Barflies, and are notorious for being the most active, vocal and happening online people in Singapore. During Cowboy’s absence, I had the opportunity to sit down at the Bar and interview these bunch of fascinating personalities.
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1. Do you understand that everything you say will be posted online so help you god?
sunshin3: Yep.
Barffie: YALAH LOH SOH!
Tigerkiller: Issit? Never realised it. Still have to type leh….my speech recognition program not working yet. Everytime i say “Kenny Sia” the damn computer keeps showing “Faggot”. I’ll get it fixed lah.
Mandrake: Your own disclaimer for us to cover your ass ah? heh
JesuaFreak: fuck u… yesh lah
KingMeng: Ain’t I posting online now?
Jaschocolate: Shit.. Now i know..
nadnut: duh. *rolls eyes*
Ruok: I’m not god lah, want to be a die hard fan also no need to flatter me until liddat. U need help from god? Start praying lor.
Serendipity: hmm this is a dumb question man..of course i dun know lar
NaiveGuy: Which God you toking abt?
MakanGuru: Zeus can help me meh?
Airhole: Fuck you and Fuck your understanding!
2. So how long have the Cowboy Barflies been around?
brennan.sg: Since the time police wore shorts.
Reichsführer-SS: longer than i been part of this forum ..
nadnut: long time man……
KingMeng: Ever since Zeus’ Creation.
sunshin3: Ask mandrake mummy and zeus…
Barffie: Almost a full year liao.
Mandrake: Almost to a year.
JesuaFreak: Almost a year…since googles groups thingy
Jaschocolate: Technically it’s one year.. Spiritually it had been there forever (Wtf am i typing?)
NaiveGuy: Do we really exist or is this just a figment of someone’s imagination?
Airhole: Fuck you and Fuck the barflies for being round!
Sadly, the bellydancers are not part of the Barflies.
3. How did this all forum subculture begin?
Reichsführer-SS: can you dont ask so cheem qns …
NaiveGuy: How does rain form?
brennan.sg: When we all grew tired of IRC, Flowerpod, Blog-Hopping and Friendster.
Jaschocolate: Huh? What culture? :p
JesuaFreak: u mean the booze & sex ??
Ruok: Dunno leh, I got dragged into here one. Actually hor, is some babe intro me one lah. Then she knn leave and left me stranded. Machiam like kenna blow half way liddat. Jin jialat.
MakanGuru: One bright and gay day, Mandy and Zues got bored, and decided, they needed a hedonistic place like the sammyboy forums too! (Esp since the 2 of them have been blacklisted from there)
Mandrake: Cowboy and me got bored at work and Google had a GoogleGroup thingy that we want to try out. So we created one group and just published in the blog. Then we see what happened from there. It migrated here coz GoogleGroup can’t handle the amount of emails sent. I think there is a history in this forum somewhere.
9: Google groups, then to Yahoo groups, then back to Google groups…and now here.
Airhole: Fuck you and FUCK YOUR subculture bullshit.
4. Who do you reckon is the most unique, outspoken and prominent barfly in here? And why?
aberwyn: Barffie.COS SHE TALKS LIKE THIS.
Barffie: Uh. naeboo. Even though she doesn’t post often, her words have a way to capture my attention :P
Mandrake: Me, coz I am the pimp daddy.
nadnut: km lor. he googles. he crossdresses. he likes ella of she. his gay.
Serendipity: outspoken - PK & TK, prominent - Cowboy himself? unique - ehhh no one
KingMeng: CheekyM…I mean Paikia.
JesuaFreak: Collectively speaking, i would vote for the outlaws… mainly TK & PK
brennan.sg: brennan TK and PK. Because TK stands for Tock Cock and PK stands for Prominent Coversation.
Jaschocolate: TK cos he want you want to bish him…
Tigerkiller: PK is the best. But i got 5 votes!! ha ha ha….I also dun know why leh. Do i get a prize?
Airhole: Fuck you and fuck your why!
5. Does Cowboy Caleb really think he’s Zeus or does he have a loose screw in his head?
nadnut: i would say loose screw. muaahahaaa
MakanGuru: Mr. Chow most definetly has a screw loose, in fact all of us have a screw loose!
9: He already admitted he’s a little nut loose in his head….haaa
Mandrake: As one of the person who knows him the longest here, I would say yes. He asked the surgeon left it inside his head during his last brain operation so that he can really claim he has screw loose inside his head.
brennan.sg: A Screwed Zeus.
duckhawk: dunno, not sure, don’t care. i only know if he gets drunk again, i will give him a punch in his face.
Ruok: Lately I also think he may not really be Zeus. KNN dangle Aphrodite in front of me and then later tell me Venus is a little girl. Wah lau eh. *shakes head*
Serendipity: hmm i kiss his ring during wedding..im screw loose too
JesuaFreak: hee… he’s insane enuff to enter marriage… wat do u tink mr bruised-by-nad-nipples?
nadnut: mr bruised by nad nipples? o.O there are more than one. muahahaa
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR QUESTIONS ON ZEUS!
frenie: No wonder I found a screw lying around
KingMeng: mr bruised-by-nad-nipples? Dude, that sounded SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong.
NaiveGuy: Do you want milk with that?
sunshin3: Don’t have to think, it’s a fact that he’s Zeus.
Tigerkiller: Actually I’m sure he does. According to him his wife worships him. “Oh….God…Oh..God..OH GOD!”
6. Tell us a lil about each of yourselves. How old are you, what you do for a living, whose nipples you like to twist the most, etc…
Barffie: I am 24 F Married and stay in Boon Lay. :P Am a promo producer in MGM Channel lorrrr. Of course I only tweak NG’s nipples lorrrr :P
frenie: 20, student, nipple twisting not my kind of game.
JesuaFreak: 29 M.. Travel planner… hmmm… u mean anyone.. i would give my opportunity to nad to twist Kenny sia’s again
MakanGuru: 31, ex brothel keeper, current beehoon seller and i nibble on nipples, i don’t pinch.
sunshin3: I’m 18, the baby of the group, working as a corporate secretary in an accounts firm and the one whose head will always be on the shoulders… I don’t twist nipples, i lick them and specifically only my dear’s.
Mandrake: Mandrake, Bartender, older than cowboy. I dun like to twist nipples, I prefer caressing the breasts.
Tigerkiller: I’m 54 fish farmer MD. He has HUGe cup size!
nadnut: yawnz. 21/f/sg. Events. kenny’s
Serendipity: 22 in a month..hmm i wan to twist kennysia’s & mandrake’s
Mandrake: !!!!!?
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT US. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE? YOUR LAPDOG OF QUESTIONS?
KingMeng: 25, Google for a living, I’m not into S&M.
9: Older than cowboy and mandrake…im a ninja. And i don’t twist nipples of male barflies in the bar.
brennan.sg: I’m 1819 years old, eat books for a living and loves twisting my own nipples.
Ruok: Dun be lazy, go read my blog and visit my website lah. (http://vinceli.com)
7. You guys seem to spend an inordinate amount of time in the Cowboy Bar. Does your boss mind? ;)
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BOSS’ MIND!
JesuaFreak: Seriously, I dun really want to know…
Barffie: I used to post in EVERY thread EVERY minute. Until the IT guy ask the big boss to comprain to my manager then I bobian have to cold turkey. T_T Now I only log in during the weekends.
Tigerkiller: *look left…look right* I hope not….Well….as long as I DUN MIND….that should be good enough for him.
sunshin3: It’s them not me.. =P
KingMeng: I nvr come in the bar when I’m working. ;)
Jaschocolate: I never want to know…
9: They don’t need to know
MakanGuru: Boss? What boss? ooooorrrr you mean that boss? Dunno and dounch care………..
aberwyn: What they don’t know will not kill them.
brennan.sg: He gave me my final paycheck and encouraged me to spend more time surfing pron on the cowboy bar.
Mandrake: No, they are in the bar too.
Ruok: Hahaha compared to others, I dun really spend a lot of time here so I guess this question is not for me. Anyway, I’m my own boss :P
nadnut: we only go on the bar after work or when we’re on leave. Of course we’re working hard at work! Tsk tsk.
CoWg0eSm0o: Why will he when he earns $$ based on the same measure of wage as me? IE slacking.
8. A lot of forums die because they very quickly degenerate into threads of childish flames between forummers. Yet, you guys always seem to remain one big family. What makes the Cowboy Bar different from the others?
brennan.sg: We have an emergency sprinkler system which injects water into the forum and drown the flames whenever they erupt.
9: Like i mentioned…we are all unique…no matter how similar or different…we seem to fit together like pieces of a jig-saw puzzle…it helps when most of the barflies have mature thinking.
sunshin3: Cos we always listen to rule no. 2 - do not be an asshat..
CoWg0eSm0o: Guess it’s all the Boozes, the outings & the sex mixing ard…
MakanGuru: one word, SEX
Tigerkiller: Its totally true, but I think its the sexual tension in the forum that makes it all work out. Its like primary school all over again. The more you disturb a girl…the more you like the female. Sad hor?
JesuaFreak: Hey… we always bicker but make love up
Ruok: Actually hor, I think we starting to degenerate liow lalalala~
nadnut: every family have their quarrels. We do have our childish flames too. Yawnz.
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR IDEA THAT WE ARE ONE BIG FAMILY!
KingMeng: Flaming is for kids. We adults plot for revenge.
9. Where’s the best Cowboy Barflies hangout place in Singapore?
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR IDEA OF FINDING OUT WHERE WE HANG OUT!
Ruok: In a shower next to a hawt babe’s room, with only me and her in it. ;)
duckhawk: anywhere where there is booze, booze and more booze. sex is a plus.
JesuaFreak: CENTRAL who else is wif mee…
Tigerkiller: Central
Barffie: They always hangout at Wala. I nair go for ONCE. HAhahaha. I would love to say Zook but never mind. :P
Mandrake: Cowboy Bar
9: The Cowboy Bar…followed by Wala Wala with the Unxpected playing
aberwyn: No such thing as best lah. You do get to see alot of us at Wala though.
KingMeng: Wala Wala, where good music never stops.
Serendipity: hmm wala wala
brennan.sg: Wala Wala - i think.
CoWg0eSm0o: Wala?? Guess so..
nadnut: wala. Lol!
frenie: wala wala
sunshin3: Wala Wala
Jaschocolate: Wala Wala
10. Tell us your most memorable Cowboy Bar-related incident/event?
Ruok: That would be the one when Kenny Sia came to S’pore and we put a jug full of ice-cubes into his underpants and take pictures of his expression. Hmm? There was no such incident? Oh well, I guess it hasn’t happened… YET. Hehehe.
Tigerkiller: I got piss drunk. DAMN THAT FEY!
Barffie: When everyone imitated my way of posting lor. :P LIKE THAT LAH!
CoWg0eSm0o: well, meeting new ppl with all sorts of passions and interest, but all with a common interest in sexbooze.
9: Every barflies outing is damn fun and enriching…..still prefer the chalet one best….there’s was food, drunkwomen, idle banter and booze. Everyone went home happy.
KingMeng: Have to be the 1st time I met the barflies, during my birthday. I haven’t even met most of you guys IRL, yet there was a celebration, and Cow & MG sent me all the way to the doorstep…was touched by the sincerity of everyone. :)
Serendipity: ahh the recent cowboy’s wedding…
brennan.sg: Virtual Insanity.
nadnut: too many. Virtual insanity? Km pinafore? Wala? Milk Kenny?
duckhawk: hmmm. the milk incident maybe? or maybe there is none? or maybe every incident is memorable? anyway, every meetup with friends is always memorable if the group is mature and fun.
MakanGuru: The Hulk-Kenny-Milk incident.
Mandrake: Watching the kids grow up and flame each other.
aberwyn: In the beginning, when Airhole showed us eyeballs, and we played Aunt Agony to Ah9.
Airhole: FUCK!
Mandrake: airhole got anger issues ah?
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ANGER ISSUES!
duckhawk: airhole wants to fuck everyone? FUCK YOU!! UNDERSTAND?!
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR UNDERSTANDING!
Natsu no Umi: airhole hijacking thread sia
sunshin3: it’s normal. =P
duckhawk: FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL YOUR HIJACKING OF THREAD!
Paikia: for god’s sake, sunshin3 just give it to him already. look at what his sexual frustration is doing to him
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF WHAT A FUCKED UP PAIKIA SHOULD BE AND FUCK YOUR “JUS GIVE IT TO HIM ALREADY” STATEMENTS!
11. What’s the best thing about being a Barfly?
nadnut: is there any benefit at all?
sunshin3: I made very good friends who would tell me stuff that my own friends would never have said..
aberwyn: kill time in office.
Tigerkiller: We get to be a total asshole when we are actually nice gentle and kind in real life.
brennan.sg: you learn the art of spanking and nipple pinching.
KingMeng: Free sex lessons.
Serendipity: Lets talk about sex baby..
12. Let’s play word association: write the first thing that comes to your mind when I mention the following names:
Airhole
Jaschocolate: A Hole
Barffie: the hole that spews air
aberwyn: music
brennan.sg: elmo.
nadnut: redbull bet
sunshin3: Me-So-Corny shirt..
KingMeng: Corny
Serendipity: Emo guy with a thrust me t-shirt
Tigerkiller: Smart Guy. Probably have the same IQ as me
Airhole: TK, my IQ less than normal human leh
Tigerkiller: dun bluff lah. I study very little but dun need to bluff and uneducated sod like me right?
Airhole: nabei… i not being humble can… i not that great lor. i did the IQ MENSA test before.. cos i tot i damn smart…results come out.. i am actually SLOW lor. thats why i can make fun of ppl who are slow.. cos i got record one.
Mandrake: we go steal a SLOW sign and stick on your back, can?
KingMeng: 
Nadnut
aberwyn: where?
brennan.sg: cow.
sunshin3: Redbull
Barffie: redbull
MakanGuru: Illegal and dangerous, aka redbull addict.
KingMeng
nadnut: gay
Barffie: skirt man
sunshin3: convent girl…
CoWg0eSm0o: …Ain’t gonna send my daughters to a convent sch in future.
aberwyn: google
JesuaFreak: Google seow
Tigerkiller: Google Dude
Serendipity: the google king who always claimed cant finish work when he kept googling
Sandralicious
MakanGuru: Lao niang, the Queen
Tigerkiller: Ice-cream Queen
sunshin3: Georgie
KingMeng: Georgie
Serendipity: Georgie who love to humph mandrake
Cowboy Caleb
sunshin3: zeus
KingMeng: Zeus
Tigerkiller: Nice dude with thunder bolts in one hand
MakanGuru: Asshat
brennan.sg: the asshat.
Barffie: asshat lah
XiaXue
aberwyn: controversy
brennan.sg: aerosol foam spray
KingMeng: Makeup
Serendipity: Tons of makeup
nadnut: bah
sunshin3: BAH!
MakanGuru
aberwyn: sex
Serendipity: SexGuru
Jaschocolate: Sex and Food
KingMeng: Food
Sunshin3
brennan.sg: elmo’s flower.
Tigerkiller: Airhole
nadnut: *cough* nipple tape
Kenny Sia
Tigerkiller: needs to be rammed from the rear
nadnut: nipples
JesuaFreak: Bruised nipples
sunshin3: Milk
MakanGuru: milk
Barffie
aberwyn: CAPSLOCK
sunshin3: Naiveguy
KingMeng: NG
Serendipity: NG
Tigerkiller: dancing banana & married
Jaschocolate: Banana Singer
MakanGuru: Fun with fonts!
RUOK
brennan.sg: mediacorp.
Tigerkiller: Film dude who knows plenty of cute babes which he is not introducing to the outlaws
nadnut: pervert
KingMeng: Actor
Barffie: actor
Jaschocolate: pervert actor
Naeboo
aberwyn: vulgarities
Serendipity: sexy woman who *ahem* alot of peeps in VI
MakanGuru: *nosebleed*
brennan.sg: pole-dancing.
nadnut: poledancer
Jaschocolate: Hawt?
KingMeng: HAWT
Tigerkiller: *pant….pant…..(heavy breathing)*
Tigerkiller: hey….I got 5 votes! why is PK and my name not in the list?
Airhole: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR QUESTIONS! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR INANE NAME ASSOCIATIONS!
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