Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

An Open Letter To Caligula

Dear Caligula,

My esteemed housemate, I know you are reading this from Thailand where you are currently having the time of your life. In your absence, some events that have occured may leave you puzzled upon your return.

Firstly, I have drank all the your vitasoy in the fridge. I don’t know why or what came over me. The devil must have made me do it. After that, I ate the remainder of your loaf of bread which you hid in your corner of the kitchen. Following that, I still felt rather hungry and proceeded to polish off your box of cereal (which was 3/4 empty anyway) but decided to leave the milk alone (where do you buy this crap?).

After that I decided to watch some dvd’s. The Ong Bak DVD sleeve was on the hall table, but the actual disc was nowhere to be found. So I wandered into your room where I found an entire bag full of DVD’s on the table. I took the DVD’s and all the soda water in the fridge, with me to Terz’s place where we got drunk on vodka sodas whilst watching Shane Of The Undead. I stumbled off home after the movie and forgot about the DVD’s.

In the meantime, I hope you have an excellent New Year in Thailand. Wish you were here.

Love,
Your Housemate Caleb

must be ur period coming.

p/s: u never really check for mistakes in ur posts eh?

This is what we call a housemate from hell!