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Almost Daily Word Of The Day Part 2

Tumescense
tu·mes·cence (t(y)ü-’mes-&n(t)s)
Function: noun

Meaning: A swelling or enlarging or a swollen condition.

Example of usage:
Whilst admiringly gazing at her pearl-shaped breasts, his aching tumescense throbbed and all thoughts of fidelity fled his mind.

wtf?! admiringly gazing or gazing admiringly? tumescence is a condition/state or an object? nabeh. don’t teach me wrong things leh.

So how do we use this word?

“Someone help her, there is a tumescence.. oh wait.. No worries, just minishort’s head”

Is that structurally correct?

zomfg justine, i dont believe i saw this!! WAKAKAKAKKAA

“Her puffy cheeks are actually tumescence from hiding too many nuts.”

i think this sounds better. ^__^

but if its not a physical condition, then cannot use the word “tumeescence”

I’m glad to see that everybody is taking an active interest in improving their athroshush english.

improving????

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we r juz teaching u how to use it proper. bodoh

wow boo, your england very powder. that means whatever you say MUST be right and true.

terima kasih.
saya tak sangka anugerah laman sarang labah-labah sungguh bernilai dan patut disanjungi.

ang aii leed ah lort off englang books two makes mee smarts.

naeboo> ROFL!!