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A Cowboy Bar True Story

Everything can be edited….we will change everything to wat a sweet gal she had been…….
Anyway she will be asigned grasshopper role…Ample time for us to edit……haha

- YouNg

Ermmm…are we really inviting her in? Then I better start deleting all my comments…. Wait she likes me how?
Ok…in all seriousness, I agree with Sunshin3. Girls really love to play hard to get. ARGH. I feel like shaking her. No matter what…she’s kinda cute.

- TigerKiller

Here is a true story. In chronological order, here is the sequence of events that occured:

  1. Barfly Tigerkiller discovers a ‘very cute but deluded girl’ named Elvina.
  2. He starts a discussion thread on the Cowboy Bar
  3. Barflies discuss and conclude she is rather cute in a ‘princess mushroom’ (from super mario bros) way.
  4. Duckhawk springs into action and somehow manages to invite her into the Cowboy Bar
  5. Elvina becomes a member of the Cowboy Bar
  6. Barflies scramble to edit their posts before she reads the mushy lovey-dovey things they wrote about her
  7. Hilarity ensues

There is no moral to this story. There are only hilariously redfaced barflies.

Anyway I think Elvina is rather cute too (dig those secksy glasses!) and writes rather well.

I declare Duckhawk to be the Lord Poseidon, Protector of the Mirth Of The Bar and all round player for recruiting Elvina into the Cowboy Bar in record time. How evar does he do it? This is like the concluding sabotage event to finish off 2005 with a big laugh.


13 Comments

Posted by
Makan Guru
20 December 2005 @ 9am

DH IS DA MAN!

ok I swear him and Ruok should start up their very own blog investigation agency. The 2 of them are freaking scary.


Posted by
duckhawk
20 December 2005 @ 10am

what? pls lah. i felt she has a right to defend herself against comments made towards her by people who do not know the real her.

anyway, in my opinion, she is a smart, cute and fun loving lady.


Posted by
sunshin3
20 December 2005 @ 10am

it’s been a while since the bar had some action… what a way to end 2005…


Posted by
Elvina
20 December 2005 @ 10am

oh wow…you even had my pic up. *shy*
haha.

Thanks for the invite. The guys there (’xcept for a few who probably grew up being abused), are pretty funny. Enjoyed the light banter and the way they act tough. Cute.

Pour me a Heineken, barflies.


Posted by
TK
20 December 2005 @ 11am

Act tough? WE ARE TOUGH.

*ouch* Chipped nail…


Posted by
Luvphobia
20 December 2005 @ 11am

Oh my, you’re going places, Elvina!


Posted by
Ruok
20 December 2005 @ 11am

eh simi dai ji? Why I kenna involved?


Posted by
Young
20 December 2005 @ 1pm

Amitabah….

How about all those grasshoppers who been missing out on all the actions….


Posted by
TK
20 December 2005 @ 2pm

Exactly…we shouldn’t have grasshoppers anymore.


Posted by
9
20 December 2005 @ 5pm

heng i never comment anything….si beh heng ah. HAAAA


Posted by
Johnny Malkavian
20 December 2005 @ 10pm

it’s Princess Peach Toadstool.


Posted by
Elvina
20 December 2005 @ 10pm

cute but ‘deluded’ huh? I wonder how I got that honour????? :)


Posted by
barffie
21 December 2005 @ 2pm

Hurhurhurhurhur. All ‘em horny toadstools.
Eh Zeus - I wanna be VENUS can? MUAahahaha!