My Head, It Aches
My head hurts. It hurts like a dull throbbing pain that soaks in from the exterior of my skull into the soft slow lobes in a dull ebbing action which causes the calcium in the thin bones to evaporate like strands of pink candy floss in the mouth of a excited child. Yes, the pain is somewhat like that.
The fault is all mine of course. After consuming alcohol last night and endangering my liver, it did not occur to me that I might need to drink water. This morning all I had was tea. The body needs water, demands water, will abso-f87kin-lutely perish if it doesnt get any water.
But what I really want right now is a gin and tonic.
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