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My Head, It Aches


A Softer World

My head hurts. It hurts like a dull throbbing pain that soaks in from the exterior of my skull into the soft slow lobes in a dull ebbing action which causes the calcium in the thin bones to evaporate like strands of pink candy floss in the mouth of a excited child. Yes, the pain is somewhat like that.

The fault is all mine of course. After consuming alcohol last night and endangering my liver, it did not occur to me that I might need to drink water. This morning all I had was tea. The body needs water, demands water, will abso-f87kin-lutely perish if it doesnt get any water.

But what I really want right now is a gin and tonic.


5 Comments

Posted by
powerpuff
14 December 2005 @ 4pm

welcome to alcoholics anonymous!


Posted by
Darren
14 December 2005 @ 10pm

Damn… I was thinking of going down to 711 to grab some beer. Forget it then…


Posted by
heartw|sh*
15 December 2005 @ 2am

ahhh! a softer world. i came across it a few months ago.


Posted by
onceAbadboy
15 December 2005 @ 4pm

still in hospital. Drinking is good and one of the pleasures of life, so is health.


Posted by
jonolist
15 December 2005 @ 8pm

great site! urm i mean both your’s and the link. You make me not want to drink, your good.