His Is Bigger Then The Rest Of Us

After an early Sunday morning breakfast at Werner’s Oven, Siglap with Tym and Terz, the wife and I ascend to their humble abode to checkout their renovations and decorations. Feeling rather hyper due to another coffee boost at Killiney Kopitiam after breakfast, we admired their tiled walls, mounds of books, stacks of DVDs and lovely furniture.
Highlight of the day - Terz proudly shows us his new camera. I know nuts about cameras, but Terz’s new baby simply reverberates pure awesomeness. It takes 12megapixel photos and each photo is like 36MB in size. That simply boggles my mind. Suddenly my camera is like some sort of cruel joke next to his.
Simply by having it in his possession, it has instantly increased his earning power, improved his versatility and strangely, he now has the biggest dick of all. No contest. He wins.
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