Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Alternative Solutions To Flying Into A Country With The Death Penalty for Drug Trafficking So You Can Save Your Lousy No Good Brother From Loansharks And Triads

Bringing in drugs into countries like Singapore and Malaysia is not only dumb, it’s also taking path of least resistance. “I won’t get caught” you think. Of course you will. What were you thinking you lazy bastard? There are plenty of ways to get the money for your useless brother that don’t involve the death penalty - you just need to have some initiative, bitch.

1. Armed robbery (as long as you don’t kill anybody, you probably won’t get the death penalty)
2. Grand Theft Auto (max 5 years)
3. Insurance fraud - fake your own death
4. Selling pron online (it’s not a crime in most countries)
5. Becoming a gigolo (also technically not very illegal)
6. Becoming a gay bitch gigoglo (refer to previous)
7. Become the CEO of a multinational corporation and embezzle funds (no white collar crime has garned more then 10 years in a comfortable min security jail)
8. New! Poaching endangered animals to sell to evil exotic petshops and/or restaurants.

exactly. do any other money-making thrill but never touch that one which carries the death penalty.

exactly!
dun die for stupiditiy…

2 words: multilevel marketing!

smuggled drugs to help a drug addict brother clear his debts. i just can’t stop laughing at this part.

it’s not FUNNY.

but perhaps he shouldn’t have led desperation mess up his brain.

sigh.

- Disown your “Lousy No Good Brother”
- Migrate to Singapore =)
- Be a “pirates” :P

hmm … why i have a feeling that he probably been forced to do the Drug Trafficking? there seems to be some untold / coverup surrounding his own family.

caleb: you should had suggested those crimes to Nguyen 3 years ago….

Not funny either.

And your suggestions are not as easy as they appear - they all require certain conditions which are probably not available to Nguyen.

Yes I agree it is probably also the path of least resistance. But I don’t think therefore making fun of his mistake/stupidity makes any of us looks smarter.

Sad thing is, desperation DO drive people into stupid actions. And what’s worst than hitting rock bottom? That is, digging 6 feet under with your bare hands.

Anything to do with drugs abuse is bad. The folks producing the drugs, the syndicates, the pushers, the users… It screws people up.

I think Nguyen might be the ultimate victim, maybe he got threatened into doing it, which is most possible. Most other crimes don’t earn enough in such a short period of time anyway.

His death might just wake his lousy no good brother up for good. If he went back to his old ways then did he die for nothing, I feel.

maybe drug lords forced him to smuggle?

#1 is not exactly true.

You’ll still face the mandatory death sentence if it involves a firearm.