Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Say Yes

NippleLover, my housemate from hell New York has just mixed us some drinks. Today, he has found it in his twisted mind to mix fifty percent vodka with Miranda orange soda.

He thinks I am too compliant. Apparently I say yes to everything.

Do you want fifty percent vodka with orange soda? - Yes
Would you like to watch Resident Evil 2 with me? - Yes

This is a good thing. Women have waited all their brief miserable lives for men like me.

1. Will you bring my mom to the dentist? - Yes
2. Can you lick me down there? - Yes
3. Harder - Yes
4. Faster - Yes
5. Right there, right there - Yes

So being compliant ain’t such a bad thing. Objectionable people are bad company. Tonight, as we watch this damned awful movie, I don’t mind. My mind is buzzing.

Some more fifty percent vodka with orange soda?

Yes, plisss…

You are so right. A compliant man is a good man. Hubby is almost there, still trying to work out a few kinks. But I am willing and able to take on a new Singapore model. An upgrade of course.

Btw, you forgot a question:

6. Can I use this toy on you? - Yes

You can say yes to everything until she asked “Can you buy this USD$4000 LV handbag for me?”

If you say yes, I will kill you.

that wld definitely depends on how POWER is her pussy, man..

naeboo: sometimes it’s also the power of the lips & tongue..

“Yes, Dear”. used to use it all the time lol

its super easy to get CB (cowboy) to say yes..

wahaha

just need to sit besides him & irritate him

:P

powerpuff>> when a woman can get expensive gifts without even employing her helloooooo kitty power, that’s REAL POWER ™ kekekeke

winter>> does that mean SCRATCHING him into ribbons too? :P

naeboo> how about tearing him up? he needs to wear armour already to protect himself

muahahaha

lousy sia

:P

yeah hor.

’say u owe me 2 jugs and a pint’

‘anything! ouch!’