Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

I Walk Around With Thoughts Like These Jangling About In My Head

1. I miss my wife. Although she calls my office using Skype every day, it’s just not the same. She’s relaxing back in her hotel room and I’m stressed out in the office. This does not a good conversation make.
2. Friends with no day jobs are driving me crazy with jelousy. Terz (pro photog, no clock in/out required) sms’es me at 11pm to join them at Wala Wala. Early morning meetings are the enemy right now when it comes to night outs. Woe is me.
3. I hate having to put the duvet cover onto the duvet after doing my laundry. There must be some arcane method to accomplishing this without going crazy. Why didn’t I just buy a comforter?
4. Shit, forgot to buy lightbulbs and eggs, again!
5. I have to order a penis-shaped cake. So I walk into a bakery and freeze when I have to explain this to the girl at the counter. Why are there no men working the sales counters in bakeries? Can anybody please recommend a bakery where I can order a penis-shaped cake with little or no embaressment? But it must not be a gay bakery. No gay bakeries are allowed in my version of reality. Is there even such a thing as a gay bakery? A gay bakery would colour my penis-shaped cake pink and distort the dimensions.

it’s the same as walking into a convenient store and asking the counter guy for sanitary napkins.

i am looking forward to seeing that cake!!

LOL

dude, have to order custom la. think regular baeries don’t entertain such requests…

wats that cake for?

just take some drugs and you will be oblivious to shame when you ask for the penis shaped cake from that pretty girl tending the bakery

lol! better order the cake soon! eh. have u done the images? *nags*

pretend to brag abt ur own dick dimensions and u r half way there.

theres a very simple way to put on duvet covers: roll the cover inside out until the end corners and hold on to them. then slip the cover on the duvet while holding on the corners of the duvet. then wildly shake it down. juz remember to hold on to the end corners. easy.

You should try calling the Hyatt Hotel Bakery. They make fabulously realistic and delicious penis cakes.
Order it over the phone and ask for the delivery service.

you lucky you. i read your article on my flight home. you got to go to krabi!

i once had to purchase five boxes of aphrodisiacs (as props) from a chinese medical hall and later happened to walk pass the same shop leading a group of 25 NS men. yew.

i’ll take ordering a penis-shaped cake any day.

i’m just curious. why do you need a penis shaped cake?

If a man walks into a bakery and asks for a penis shaped cake, the bakery wouldn’t be the one I’d suspect to be gay…

I’m just saying, that’s all.

on the duvet thing…naeboo is absolutely correct! It works 101%.

im the perfect housewife :P

did i mention im pretty drunk now aswell?? hahahhhahahhahahaaaaaaaa

im liking it very teh mjcuh. hehehehe

mwahhh peeps!!

life is so breautiful :))

yay