Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Calling All Single Men

photo by KY

Oh cruel world, to cast a lovely young lass adrift in a sea of unabound wickedness without a brave achilles to protect her from the unwashed masses. Long has she sought out a soulmate to eke out the rest of eternity in happiness mired with heroic drama. Alas, her efforts are in vain and now it falls me, Mighty Zeus to help find a remedy to this situation.

Who amongst you brave young single lads of Singapore will rise to the challenge and sweep her off her feet? She is au naturale, from head to toe. Birthmarks are untouched and her teeth are still in perfect condition. You will not find the taint of a surgeon on this lass.

Fireangel is

1. Malaysian
2. 25 years old
3. in Finance
4. 154cm/45kg
5. enjoys playing the piano, dancing, getting sloshed and imbibing.

She seeks a man with the following qualities:

1. boy next door type
2. funny
3. liberal
4. posesses some brains

Interested parties can contact her at aphroditus at gmail dot com.

* Fireangel has agreed to name her firstborn Caleb, if she finds somebody via my gonzo journal.
** Fireangel sometimes blogs at Minishorts.net
*** Fireangel does not come with a 1 year international warranty. All terms and conditions apply.

Haha…I can imagine her going after you with her claws. With Zeus’s powers of generating hits to websites, you sure that her g-mail account can take the load of e-mails being generated?

her requirements not easy to fulfil leh.

lol. but you gotta know that emails can still be generated by guys who does not fulfill her requirements though.

i dread to imagine her gmail account by tonite.

it looks like a pretty neat challenge man! :P

How about you suggest the once-yearly MCA singles meet for desperate.. oops sorry LONELY people.

can we have clapbangkiss instead??

i think we rather have Paikia… hehehe :P

blahhh I think *my* photos, although a tad grainy are better and show you why you should date her:
http://www.suanie.net/2005/10/13/more-fireangel-again/
I’m like, l33t.

And one more thing, I would like to pimp Fireangel’s first post as a guest blogger on minishorts.net here:
http://www.minishorts.net/?p=465

i meet all the requirements except #4.
darn. i’m overqualified.
dammit dammit dammit!
:P

eh?? when is Zeus responsible for love?? tat’s Venus’s job, right?? :|

sorry… i meant Eros…

I’m 23, can I sign up as well? *grins*
let’s see…

“Oh great Zeus, I have travelled far amidst the sea of life, seeking the greatest treasure in the universe. Long have I sought, beneath a mountain of sand. Upon my birth, fate was the map that guided me here. For I have seen here the greatest treasure of all, an Angel of beauty~”

*gasp* Aphrodite?!!!

oops, Aphroditus. For a moment there I thought you really sending Aphrodite…

oh the linked picture is from my pimp FA post. hehe.

Somehow I have feeling it is not meant to be…

Sob.

if only she believed in love at first sight…

Where’s Hazel?

FA-FEVER INVADES SINGAPORE!!!! WOOT WOOT!

let me see…

boy next door type

Let me see….

boy next door type

Something wrong with my reply.
sorry for the duplicate post

boy next door type — I’m too ugly to be boy next door type. Maybe boy few blks away still qualify.
funny — People say I have poor sense of humor
liberal — Depends on the issue
posesses some brains — judging on the number of errorous posting i made, u can roughly judge how much brains i have.

So how? Still qualify?

Forget actual dating, why don’t we throw away love, life and happiness and date our PCs instead?

Oh way ahead of me I see.

Guys date PCs and then they PCC all day long.
Sounds fun :D

What about hips? Does she have big fat childbearing hips ?