Time To Start Packing

My fearless Editor from TigerTales, has activated me for another trip. After several days of wrangling with the schedule we finally managed to firm up a date. The destination is surprising. In fact, I nearly fell off my chair when she told me “Your mission, if you choose to accept it is in the ancient city of ********”.
First of all, it’s one of those places that I would never ever think of visiting simply because it never occured to me that people take holidays there. Secondly I expect total and utter culture shock - no make that cultural meltdown. Won’t that be incredibly fun?
I’ve just booked my airline ticket, online - my first time evar. Surprisingly it was relatively painless. Now I need to go do more research on my destination. I have absolutely no idea what the weather is like there at this time of the year so I have no idea what to pack?. Questions like the ones below spring to mind:
- Should I wear my heavy gold chain or the diamond earings?
- Will I need a tuxedo?
- Would the locals there appreciate me more if I pack Davidoff or CK one aftershave?
- Shall I bring my tiger-striped underpants?
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll need to go plan my packing in macro detail mode and find a guest blogger to keep my blog alive while I’m away.
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