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Alternate Versions Of Reality

LMD’s version of dinner last night is a total travesty, an outrage of my basic rights and full of friggin lies.

Basically, she kidnapped me and forced me to meet her at Bugis Junction. Not only was she 30 mins late, she had the gall to blame it on the traffic patterns of the Singapore Mass Rapid Transit system. At Billy Bombers, she ordered a burger so complex, the waiter had a brain seizure trying to interpret it. Then when she got a cup of warm water, that was served in a mug much larger then mine, she pinned the blame on the fact that ‘warm water is larger then cold water because it expands’.

Here is what she ordered versus what I had.

Her: Naked Gun Burger with beer marinated onions, warm water, root beer and Devil’s Delight cake.
Me: Vampire Chaser Burger and cold water.

When she failed to force me to partake of her Devil’s Delight cake (I dislike moist chocolate cakes because it reminds me of swamp mud) she decided to destroy the remainder of the cake into a mish-mash of brown turd. Then she poured tobasco sauce all over the gunk. The waitress who cleared our table gave me a dirty look (LMD was in the washroom).

The woman lies, I tell ya.

Err…how did she kidnapped you and still turned up late for the date?

Pot calling the kettle black!!!

I am not a fan of Billy Bomber’s. V ex and the burgers don’t quite turn out right. I’ll grab a burger at Brewerkz any day instead.

wah seh, she call you favourite moron leh! dono to laugh or cry hor?

Mmm… Shaken milkshakes…