Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Writing As The Female Of The Species

Tinkertailor had an interesting post whereby he decided to write as a woman so I thought I’d give it a go as well.

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La la la. Oh what nice breasts I have. I think I’ll go play with my nipples.

It sucks to be a woman. The end.

Hahaha that’s what most men answer when asked what if they could be women for a day… ” play with their breasts”

this is so funny. fyi - i love being a woman. but what’s this obssession abt breasts anyway? If I am a man for a day, I wouldn’t wanna play with my own nuts.

i AM a woman.
hurhurhur.

i happen to like playing with my nipples.

hahahahha. playing with nipples? duh. men also can play with their nips right?

I beg to differ. There are other parts MUCH better to play with… hahaha…

If I was a man, the first thing I’d do was to play with my dick! Then maybe I’d understand why men are so hung up about their penises.

if i were a man, i rather be playing with other ppl’s titties.

like how i am when im a woman.

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