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An Imaginary Conversation With A Higher Being

Tie Dye Jedi

I fell asleep on the couch while watching the horror flick “Long Time Dead” with my housemate. Yes, the movie was that bad. I’m the sort of guy to fall asleep while watching weepy movies, but this was a horror movie. You aren’t supposed to fall asleep because the rising crescendos of the soundtrack is designed to startle you every now and then.

And so I began to dream:

Him: Define being a basically good person
Me: Oh you know, don’t do bad shite and goodwill to all men.
Him: How about inaction?
Me: What about it?
Him: Say you saw somebody being unjustly picked upon. Would you help him?
Me: But it isn’t my business
Him: So you would walk away?
Me: Yes, because I don’t really want to get involved (in other ppl’s affairs)
Him: So you shield you eyes and pretend nothing happened?
Me: ….
Him: Do you think you’re a good person?

At that point, the Djinn in the movie finally appeared and the cacophony of his entrance music peaked as he slaughtered the final victim… and woke me up.

What a wacky dream! I really have to stop eating bread & butter with mango juice. That kind of crazy batshit combination must be messing with my brain.

i SERIOUSLY do not mean to be rude here. When I read all yr blogs, it can be as ambivalent as frogs lurking in murky waters. Can you please come right out NOW and declare your sexuality. God! The couch thingy between the two of u. Feels great…i m like so horny now

in some countries, u are legally entitled to be walking AWAY from a drowning person. if im not wrong,it’s France.