Movie Review: Tsui Hark’s 7 Swords

Alternative titles for this rotten excuse for a wuxia movie:
- Tsui Hark Says F87k The Audience’s Intelligence
- Charlie Young Looks Like An Old Hag Now
- Leon Lai and his one thousand similar facial expressions
- Seven Morons with zero character development wielding swords
- Plot, what plot?
- There goes your 8 bucks
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