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Damn They Are All Gay Gay Gay

Day One:
Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.

Day 28:
Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.

Day 32:
Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.
Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.
I think Legolas might be kinda gay.
Nope, not King.

The above is an excerpt from Aragorn’s diaries. More horribly disturbing secrets are revealed in The Very Secret Diaries of pipple from The Lord Of The Rings.

now they have a website?? ha ha

this series used to be the most talked abt email fwds when LOTR are being filmed.