Cowboy Caleb On Wikipedia

photo by Tirau Dan
Sorry if I’ve not posted anything with entertainment value lately. My backside and stomache have been at the forefront of my attention, in fact they have been all that seem to have mattered in my version of reality in the past few days. But now thanks to some foul tasting white milky liquid potion that my doctor gave to me, I can now prance about in the sunshine and bounce off the grass like the great orange Hippo of Kembangan. Indeed, freedom tastes so much sweeter after you’ve been chained to a toilet bowl day and night for the past 3 years days.
This just came in the mail from some bloke/blokette named lowfatmilk (howdo kids come up with these nicks?)
Dear Mighty Zeus,
I have taken upon the task to create a wikipedia page worthy for you since there was none before. Please view my offering with compassionate eyes
- lowfatmilk
This lowfatmilk personae was not joking – an entire wikipedia page has been created for Cowboy Caleb and contains details so intimate, I’d hardly even knew they existed if I didn’t read the entry myself. This scares me. I hope the notion of stalking me has not crossed your mind yet. Nevertheless, thanks for your hard work! I know that you put in a lot of effort and research into doing this.
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