Applesauce Surprise

early morning breakfast by the pool
The human body can only be subject to so much pleasure before it starts to break down. Factor in a ridiculous amount of local beer, strange exotic food, 2 hours of sleep every night and robust physical activity during the day - and you have a recipe for diasaster.
In other words, you fall ill.
I came down with diarrhea and a mild fever. Exhaustion and hedonism had finally caught up with me and crumbled the walls of my immune system. Luckily it only happened on the final day, when I only had one final destination on my itinerary. The journey to the airport was a horror. Imagine having to endure a long land journey when you’ve got the urge to go the loo every now and then. My guide was trying to be helpful, so he took a long detour and gave me an unplanned tour of a nearby city because we had 4 hours to kill before my plane took off.
After a long plane ride, an hellish experience trying to clear immigration and finally a long queue for a taxi, I finally made it home.
And immediately ran to the loo.
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