Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Oh You Asshat!!!

Not the magic pony

Never ever go into a meeting with me, that involves extremely detailed explanations regarding space, time and optimized resource allocations if you’re just returned from your honeymoon with numerous angry looking reddish love bites covering your neck which would be visible to the naked eye because you are not wearing a tie and therefore exposing your jugular for the whole wide frigging world to see, inflicting severe trauma upon those who gaze upon it because unwanted, unbidden images of you frolicking around with your faceless/nameless new wife are disgusting, gay and terribly distracting - reducing our serious meeting that came with a complete agenda to set out and do some professional work to a mere mockery of its former ambitions.

** waves fist in the air **

In other news, gay men are no longer welcome in the clergy which is ok because fairies can be detected with a gaydar, like asking them to participate in that game of hamster killing machine which is popular in seminaries (I’m just joking).

Ah well, there goes half the clergy. Now only need to wait for the ordained ones to die off, over the next 50 years or so?

Just as well I suppose. Only thing more conflicted than a gay man wanting to join an institution that still uses words like ‘pederasty’ is a gay Republican. And there a few of the them out there too….

boss: you can get rid of the love bites with a cold spoon… not up your ass hor..