So You Wanna Be A “Hooters” Girl?

The one and only time I have evar been inside Hooters was this dinner with a chick that I really really wanted to piss off because she was such a total biatch. We went there because I wanted to make sure that we never evar had to meet again. In the middle of dinner, I discovered that one of my ex-classmates worked there - she was just as shocked as I was to meet under such jiggly circumstances. I still see her regularly (my ex-classmate, not the biatch) because she’s the model for one of those newspaper bust-enhancement advertisements.
Here is a peek at the beloved boobs-and-beer emporium’s employee handbook, if you should ever be inclined to pursue a career with the global franchise.
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