Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

LMD In Surgery Land

It’s the real thing now (we had a hoax last month). At 3pm today, Littlemissdrinkalot will be going under the knife at the hospital.

No, you cannot visit her because she will be placed in ICU immediately after they sew her back up.

Last night I asked for her permission to start a “LMD is dead” meme but she said if I did it, she would yank my head off through my arse. Then I asked if I could go buy KFC dinner and eat it at her bedside while she fasted, but she replied in the negative. Again, she hurled expletives so foul, it cannot be reproduced here for fear that your eyes may melt.

What are friends for? Muahahahaaa!

Anyway, let’s all say a little prayer, dance a jig or sacrifice a chicken for her safe surgery ok?

i am sure you are her best friend now.