Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

It’s True, Zeus Exists

ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM CREATIVE INTERPRETATION
(1) God is:
(a) The feeling you have when you look at a newborn baby.
(b) The love of a mother for her child.
(c) That little still voice in your heart.
(d) Humankind’s potential to overcome their difficulties.
(e) How I feel when I look at a sunset.
(f) The taste of ice cream on a hot day.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Here are over 300 proofs of God’s existence. I am trying very very hard to resist the urge to forward this to my priest for fear that he may keel over and croak.

Oh, the unimaginable pain of self-denial.

if your priest dies, little babies will implode, and you will go to hell. and then if people sing hallelujah, that will also prove that God exists.

I dare you to forward it to your priest. Oh, can take picture after he’s read it?

What was that line from Hitchhiker’s Guide?

“Proof denies faith and without faith God is nothing”?