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Trivial Pursuits Of Kidults

LMD was feeling rather down and wanted to play some board games. And I was like “WTF?” because the last time I played board games, dinosaurs roamed the earth. So we went to Terz and Tym’s house because they live in front of me and have plenty of board games.

I have never evar played Trivial Pursuit, whilst being fueled by prodigious amounts of vodka, sprite, crisps and chocolate. LMD emptied a bottle of vanilla Absolut Vodka into 3 huge glasses before topping them up with Sprite.

Examples of answers inspired by vodka:

Q: What do you call a male horse that has been castrated?
A: NEIGGHHHHHH!!! (in a high pitched soprano voice)

The set of Trivial Pursuit we were playing was bought by Terence in 1995. That meant that I could answer nearly all the entertainment questions, being a child of the 90’s. But I also learnt a lot and my IQ must have rose by about 20 points because of all the trivial bullshit useless general knowledge questions. We all had a really fun-filled but hopelessly geeky night.

Anyway, I won the game. Zeus always wins.

The glasses were not huge, Mr I-order-whiskey-by-the-bottle :P

And don’t forget who answered the question on Noah’s Ark correct, yo!

Eh, it wasn’t you. Your first guess was way wrong!

I got it half-right. I swear, all the years I was growing up in church, I never realised the raven was part of the Ark party.

Tym > I always thought the ark contained dinosaurs

mb > oh so it was you who was chatting with tym… no wonder she got so many obscure questions correct.