Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

Savage Is Thy Love

My girlfriend and I only see each other on weekends. To overcome the overwhelming desire to jerk off during the week, I have discovered that I get great pleasure urinating on myself. I don’t know how this happened—one morning I just did it.

I was dog-sitting my friend’s dog and I fell asleep on the floor in my T-shirt (no underwear). When I awoke, the dog was licking my pussy. It felt so good that I didn’t stop him until I came.

And many many more sordid tales of self-deluded sick savage love can be found here.

geez why am I reading this at work?? I so hope I’m not being tracked.

When I awoke, the dog was licking my pussy. It felt so good that I didn’t stop him until I came

hAhAHaHaHahAhAhAh! *ROTFL*

when i first saw the opener (saw it in bloglines) i didn’t exactly catch the blockquote and I seriously thought you were talking about yourself.

0_o

He is. Everybody knows Cowboy Caleb loves having his pussy licked by his dog.

Kidding.

LOL!!!