Cowboy Caleb the liberal arts, grown-up stuff & random mischief

The Adventurous Four Go To Charlies

His manberries are balanced

I was with Terz, Tym and LMD guzzling atas imported beer at the evergreen Charlies at Changi Village. Till this day I have no idea how Charlies stays in business as their food sucks ass. The only reason why I am willing to go there is because they have a large array of strange imported beer from all over the world. Now I know that beer is beer is beer, but sometimes if the bottle is shaped like a butt plug then maybe the beer might taste a little more exotic - oh the spice of variety.

So I decided to have a cider, because I’ve not had cider for such a terribly long time that I’ve totally forgotten how it even tastes. But they didn’t have any K-cider, which is probably banned now because it contains ingredients that seems to invoke groupthink/hivemind behavior which probably stemmed from psychoactive agents from certain poppy plants. So I settled for some swedish cider in a can. It came in a tall tall can and a pretty pretty goblet.

The cider was gay. I let LMD and Tym taste it. Everybody agreed that the cider tasted like slightly alcoholic snapple. Would my consumption of it cause the gaydars to go off? It had better not at 12 bucks a can.

Anyway I’ve learned that our feet are not precisely the same size from a brief discussion on the shoe meme. And our hands are not the same size as well. Human bodies are not symmetrical. Which would explain why some chick’s have left tits larger then their right tits. It would also explain why this dude I once saw in a public shower had his left manberry hanging all the way down to this thigh, while his right manberry clung tightly to the sac.

interesting to read that you have a interest in people’s manberries in the public shower, what about in the public toilets, I wonder?

Charlie’s chicken wings are nice!!

i cannot believe you discussed another man’s menberries you had observed in a public toilet. Sheese