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Lingerie On My Mind

Last night, I had dinner with the married duo known as Terz & Tym. Actually I’ve been having dinner with them lots. The reason being that they live in front of me and there is only one coffeeshop in our area thus we are all victims of circumstances.

So anyway, Terz is a professional photog which means he gets invited to all kinds of cool shite.

Dude, you want to go for a lingerie party next week?

A lingerie party?

Yeah, you know - all the women will be in lingerie

Where ah?

Zouk

So I thought about it and my thought processes are strange devices that spin and whirl about all kinds of lame expositions. Firstly, all the men there would probably be gay with the exception of Terz - yuck. Secondly, all the women there would be incredibly hot which is bad because I’m supposed to be monogamous. In addition, they would all be unattainable - which would leave a bitter taste in my monogamous(voluntary) mouth.

Then I went home and the thought of a lingerie party would not leave my mind. Images of hot celestial chinese women in all kinds of lingerie prancing about with their bits bobbing tormented me all night.

Zeus, grant me strength.

tell you what - you let me go, and I buy a ticket back to Singapore right now. Solves your conflict of interest. Women prancing around in their underwear doesnt bother me at all.

Get your GF to go along. And hint hint lah. You can beo + have fun with her during that night.

hey cool man bouncin boobies all around. when and where is that?