The Meme That’s Like Gayyy
Littlemissdrinkalot has tagged me with a shoe meme. A shoe meme? How utterly gay is that? Shoes, are for fops who prance around admiring their feet whilst ignoring the wonders of the world above. This is a woman meme, not a guy meme.
Total number of shoes you own:
- Black patent leather shoes for work
- Brown sailing shoes for casual use with khakis
- Dark brown Timberland hiking boots for casual use with jeans
- Reeboks for running. It looks like shit from years of abuse
- Pair of dark brown loafers which I use like sandals because I don’t own any sandals
The last shoe you bought:
An extremely sexxy black pair of pumps. For my girlfriend. Why the hell would I buy more shoes? I already own 5 pairs. That’s really all we need. In the past, men went hunting barefooted and they still brought home the bacon.
How many shoes do you have under your work desk:
What kind of trick question is this? Why the hell would I have more shoes under my desk? So I can have it as a snack in case I get peckish during office hours?
5 people I’m passing the baton to:
This meme is like AIDS - I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy.
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