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The Meme That’s Like Gayyy

Littlemissdrinkalot has tagged me with a shoe meme. A shoe meme? How utterly gay is that? Shoes, are for fops who prance around admiring their feet whilst ignoring the wonders of the world above. This is a woman meme, not a guy meme.

Total number of shoes you own:

1. Black patent leather shoes for work
2. Brown sailing shoes for casual use with khakis
3. Dark brown Timberland hiking boots for casual use with jeans
4. Reeboks for running. It looks like shit from years of abuse
5. Pair of dark brown loafers which I use like sandals because I don’t own any sandals

The last shoe you bought:
An extremely sexxy black pair of pumps. For my girlfriend. Why the hell would I buy more shoes? I already own 5 pairs. That’s really all we need. In the past, men went hunting barefooted and they still brought home the bacon.

How many shoes do you have under your work desk:
What kind of trick question is this? Why the hell would I have more shoes under my desk? So I can have it as a snack in case I get peckish during office hours?

5 people I’m passing the baton to:
This meme is like AIDS - I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy.

She forgot to add:
Are any of your shoes so smelly, you can’t take them off in public places?

… women

Definitely cannot “jio” you to open shoe shop!

aneki > nope. My feet don’t sweat. Cause I ain’t HAIRY LIKE T

agagooga > dude, your photo in the papers yesterday features you in purple hairclips. Next time I don’t want to sit next to you at a table liao. Hahahahhahaa.

Lynne > Yuck. Shoes are a heathen invention.

Gah. Speak of shoes.

2 X pairs of Goretex boots (can’t be taken off aat work)
1 X pair of No. 3 shoes
1 X pair of safety boots (with SAF coveralls)
1 X pair of New Balance running shoes (standard SAF issue)
1 X pair of Brooks running shoes (eMart-bought)
1 X pair of garrison sandals (eMart-bought)

1 X pair of Adidas sneakers (on the way to the bin)
1 X pair of slippers
1 X pair of Bata leather shoes

Yeah, I think that’s about it. Money spent on shoes is money better spent somewhere else.

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