Conditions For A Visitation
I went home and had dinner on Sunday night with my parents.
Dad told me that on the 21st day since the passing of my grandmother, he was sitting in the study room surfing the net reading about Islam (his new best friend is a Chinese-Muslim convert and now his latest hobby is learning more about Islam) when at around midnight, he suddenly sees my dear dead grandmother standing behind him. She then proceeds to float (apparently she didn’t walk) to the kitchen, then to the bathroom and then to the studyroom before disappearing in the hall.
My dad has absolutely no imagination, so I’m inclined to believe him. And I was like “Dad, you didn’t ask her for 4 numbers?”. But my dad said he was too stunned to even think about that.
So now I’m worried. Did my grandmother come to visit me at night only to discover that I was surfing pron or having sex or something. Crikey! No wonder I didn’t see her. Plus I lounge around my bedroom at night stark naked a lot.
Sigh…
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